Monday, May 31, 2004

Put the Carpenter In

From John Moe's list of Kerry's Top 20 VP candidates, over at McSweeney's:

4. Bill Clinton, former President

Pro: Oh man, that would be awesome—could you imagine? He'd be all like "Yeah, I'm back, so suck on this, y'all" and everyone would be all "No way" and he'd be all "Way"
Con: None


14. Ann Coulter, columnist

Pro: Flattering position would silence her exposing of the true evil liberal agenda
Con: Is composed entirely of spiders and deadly snakes writhing beneath a latex "skin"

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