From John Rogers, who wants to propagate a meme without asking anyone to participate.
Here are 5 Things You Don't Know About Me. One of them is untrue.
1) I learned how to ride a bike when I was 24.
2) Once, I spent Christmas Day (and the following New Year's Day) working as a radio DJ. I played a Nirvana song from their Unplugged album and a dude called the station to tell me that I made his whole holiday season.
3) I hate dogs so much.
4) I spent a solid week, Monday to Friday, in the 2nd Grade telling everyone at school that I wasn't Matt, I was Max, Matt's identical cousin. For everyone else the joke was over by Tuesday, but I'd promised myself I wouldn't let it up. By Friday everyone was really pissed off at me (as mad as you get when you're 7), and I ate lunch being ignored. I tried to win back their favor on Monday by agreeing with everyone that Max, indeed, was a jerk.
5) I have been treated to barbecued chicken by a professional card player.