"Summer of '79. Man, that was crazy."
"*You're* fried, man . . . I was still fried from 1979."
"It get's really *crazy* at the end . . . it's like, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"
"I've recovered, I've recovered from my summer of . . . '79."
"You gonna bathe in Dasani, you gonna *wash* in Dasani? Some movie stars might . . . Michael Jackson sleeps in a . . . oxygen chamber. With little kids."
"And what do you do if you're sitting on marble and you're a geologist? You drop . . . acid! Yeah!"
"Each corner of the planetarium is a sign of the zodiac! Yeah! It's an astronomy thing! Er, astrology."
(looking at a picture of a table he built, a student says, "It looks really professional.")
"Thank you. Well, I build guitars."