Tuesday, August 17, 2010

7. Heaven

Originally posted March 5, 2008.

I used to think God was a man with a mustache, dressed like Han Solo, who shot a watergun from Heaven when it rained. I asked Ma about it once. I said, "Does God have a gun--"

And she got mad and yelled, no, God does NOT have a gun, don't ever say, don't ever THINK that God has a gun!

Well, that's fine. But then where does the rain come from?

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