Originally posted March 5, 2008.
I used to think God was a man with a mustache, dressed like Han Solo, who shot a watergun from Heaven when it rained. I asked Ma about it once. I said, "Does God have a gun--"
And she got mad and yelled, no, God does NOT have a gun, don't ever say, don't ever THINK that God has a gun!
Well, that's fine. But then where does the rain come from?