Dudes will hit on people absolutely anywhere.
Prayers are apparantly acceptable at political gatherings.
Soul music is inspiring and revolutionary, but at the same time, safe and non-threatening.
John Kerry is a tall man.
John Kerry seems to have Secret Service protection.
Rod the Bod's wife is a hottie.
Mayor Daley's wife looks like a generic midwestern wife.
All of those signs? They pass them out at the rally.
All of those signs that look homemade? They pass them out at the rally.
Wait, even the ones that say "Cubbies for Kerry?" Yes. Those too.
Chicago is the greatest city on Earth.