Saturday, March 27, 2004

Where's your badge?

Things have been busy, but I'll be able to offer plenty of AWP anecdotes soon. My favorite--the old man at the censorship panel who, instead of asking a question, talked about his difficulty in finding an agent who would read his book, which was about how there are too many Hispanics in this country. "Now I don't have anything against Hispanics or anything," he said, "there's just too many of them."

America needs more confused white old men. They are obviously on to something.

Also, no one seems to know who Pitfall Harry is. And by "no one" I mean both of you.

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