Ray is Very Wise

There is basically no word in the English lexicon which a man can say to a lady to describe her toilet taco in a casual, non-inflammatory manner. Isn’t that odd? I believe it is because that particular region is so wholly misunderstood by the population at large. A man has his -ing -ong, and his -ock and his m-king stick, and that is all fine and good, but a lady is a between a barrel of pickles and a blind andouille when it comes time to refer to her Judas’s Fatback in polite company. No one in the history of time has ever come up with a smooth way of referring to a lady’s nethers, and I think there may be a very good reason for that. The reason is that ladies would rather you talked about other, less obvious things. Don’t bark like a dog, dogg.